Christmas & winter

Cozy, festive,
slightly feral

Retro designs printed on soft garment-dyed Comfort Colors tees. 2 tees for $65 (S–XL) and free US shipping on every order.

Shop Christmas
Deck the Halls, Eventually: a highland cow wrapped in Christmas lights
Designs made only for this shop 2 tees for $65 (S–XL) Printed & shipped from the US Free US shipping on every order

Christmas & winter

Shop all Christmas

Running On Cocoa And Chaos Shirt, Comfort Colors Funny Christmas Mom Tee, Hot Chocolate Lover Gift, Retro Winter Frog Shirt

Running On Cocoa And Chaos Shirt

$35.00
  • Warm Wishes Mildly Feral Shirt, Comfort Colors Funny Christmas Possum Raccoon Tee, Cozy Holiday Gift, Retro Winter Animal Shirt

    Warm Wishes Mildly Feral Shirt

    $35.00
  • Hanging In There Festively Bat Shirt, Comfort Colors Funny Christmas Bat Tee, Spooky Holiday Gift, Retro Goth Xmas Shirt

    Hanging In There Festively Bat Shirt

    $35.00
  • Peace On Earth Mostly Capybara Shirt, Comfort Colors Funny Christmas Capybara Tee, Calm Holiday Gift, Retro Hot Spring Shirt

    Peace On Earth Mostly Capybara Shirt

    $35.00
  • Gift Wrapper Midnight Assembler Resident Mama Shirt, Comfort Colors Funny Christmas Mom Tee, Holiday Mom Gift, Retro Raccoon Tee

    Gift Wrapper Midnight Assembler Resident Mama Shirt

    $35.00
  • Deck The Halls Eventually Highland Cow Shirt, Comfort Colors Funny Christmas Cow Tee, Cow Lover Holiday Gift, Retro Xmas Shirt

    Deck The Halls Eventually Highland Cow Shirt

    $35.00
  • Cozy Season Slow Season Snail Shirt, Comfort Colors Cottagecore Winter Tee, Cozy Homebody Gift, Retro Snail Cottage Shirt

    Cozy Season Slow Season Snail Shirt

    $35.00
  • Acquired Not Stolen Raccoon Shirt, Comfort Colors Funny Christmas Trash Panda Tee, Sarcastic Holiday Gift, Retro Xmas Raccoon

    Acquired Not Stolen Raccoon Shirt

    $35.00
  • Retro black cat design

    How these get made

    1. It gets designed. Every design here is made for this shop with AI design tools and art-directed by me to one fixed palette — the frog, the possum playing dead, the duck who is definitely fine. The whole range is meant to look like it belongs together, not like a grab-bag of unrelated graphics.
    2. The blank matters. Comfort Colors 1717 tees and 1566 crewnecks, garment-dyed and pre-shrunk, so they feel broken-in from the first wear instead of the tenth.
    3. It gets printed to order. Nothing sits in a warehouse. Your shirt is printed and shipped from the US after you order it.
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